Friday, January 16, 2015

A Very Long Story, Part I

This time last year we were a few weeks into our month-long initial pursuit of a healthier lifestyle via a paleo diet.  I started writing a post about that last year (and it is still sitting there, staring at me, in draft mode) because it was a really awesome experience.  For those that know me closely know that I suffer from intense headaches, sometimes migraines, and they are at times hormone-driven, weather-driven, seasonal-driven, or unknown-driven.  Whatever the case may be, I would have one of these headaches at least once a week and usually more often than that.  So can you imagine my shock when after going through the initial sugar withdrawals (and accompanying headaches) for the first few days of the paleo diet, I had zero headaches for 30+ days after that?  That's right, folks.  Nothing short of a miracle.  So clearly food (processed food) plays a role in my health.  I think most people can speak to that, especially if they've ever tried a strict change like we did.  Our friends were really supportive, too.  Our Bible study group that was meeting then even cooked us (and everyone) paleo meals!  We even vacationed to Savannah with my best friend and her husband, stayed at a bed & breakfast, and still managed to be really strict (I think we may have cheated with Leopold's Ice Cream? and some cheese). Really, I had never felt better.

Okay, so that was all of January.  In February I remember being at work and I kept thinking my period had started. But at the same time I didn't think it was starting.

(Okay, let me back up a little bit. This will get a little TMI but whatevs.

At the beginning of our marriage we were using hormonal oral contraceptives as a birth control method. Then I kinda hated that. It just seems to go against everything natural.  Being that I had, up until that point, an extremely regular and predictable cycle for about 15 years, we decided to use a fertility-awareness based method. Jonathan was freaked out by this at first, but hey, we managed to go four years without issue!)

When we started using our fertility-awareness based method, even though my cycle continued to be extremely regular, I was always thinking I was pregnant.  Like, always. So I eventually bought these cheapie pregnancy tests from Amazon. You literally have to pee in a cup and dip the strip yourself.  They were the cheapest thing, and even though we weren't yet ready for children, I found myself going into freak-out mode each month, just convinced that I was pregnant.  I would often tell Jonathan that, too.  Like so often that it pretty much became a joke.

In December 2013 I finally ran out of these pregnancy strips.  I had decided to stop being a crazy person and refused to order them again.

So in February when I was having these back cramps / achyness that were kind of like the beginnings of my cycle yet it never came, I was highly suspicious.  When I officially missed my period (or at least thought I missed it - I honestly couldn't tell you when I had it in January...I don't really keep watch of it because it is very reliable), I knew that we needed to order more pregnancy strips. Because who goes to Walgreens when you have Amazon Prime, right?

I remember being at work having these now-normal menstrual-like cramps, yet no menstruation.  And I remembered that our shipment should arrive that day, so I planned to take the test when I got home.  Around 8:00pm I walked in the door, and Jonathan was cooking dinner.  I saw the brown box sitting on the coffee table, so I snatched it up (I don't believe I had told Jonathan I ordered more strips -- I knew how ridiculous he thought it was) and headed to the bathroom. Really, I wasn't surprised that it showed a positive test (two pink stripes).  Jonathan doesn't believe me, but I swear I know the day that we conceived. I know it because we had been using this fertility-based awareness method for four years. And I know when we had one too many bottles of Riesling at dinner one night in Savannah that we weren't being very careful about our methods.

(Was that too gross for you to read? Sorry.)

Anyway, so I walked out of the bathroom holding the test behind my back.  Jonathan was still in the kitchen cooking dinner. I know most women like to surprise their partners, and it isn't entirely uncommon to keep the secret to themselves until that perfect moment where you buy them a t-shirt that says #1 Dad or something on it... But how I could I keep this secret from my best friend? Plus, I knew he wouldn't believe me (because I say the same thing every month), and I was excited to win for once.  Point for Amber!

Except when I told him, he didn't react the same way as usual.  Maybe it's because I said, "hey guess what? I'm pregnant." Instead of, "hey I think I'm pregnant!" Yeah, that was probably it.  I remember Jonathan having this goofy smile on his face, I showed him the test, and then he made me retake it.  This was while he still finished cooking dinner.  Don't take that man out of the kitchen when he's at work!

One of the questions in the baby book I am working on asks what we did to celebrate.  And honestly? I don't know.  I remember us sitting at the table eating dinner (don't even ask me what...but considering we were still eating paleo, I imagine it was likely roasted brussels sprouts and grilled spicy chicken) and kind of giggling to each other, almost acting shy? It reminded me of how we behaved on the night Jonathan asked me to marry him.  Except this time neither of us had the immediate desire to tell the world. It was kind of fun keeping this secret to ourselves.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

2014 re-cap

I have been avoiding this thing like the Black Plague. Not on purpose, necessarily, but other social forums have filled the space and the many times I thought about writing here, I quickly decided it was just too much work. Also a lot of this year has been an internal struggle (not that you could really tell by my Instagram feed...) to decide if I should be less present in this weird internet world, or continue to embrace it despite privacy concerns. Anyway.

Last year when I was writing my re-cap it was truly difficult to find the blessings among the travesty. I prayed that this year would be better, and boy has it! (Or should I say girl? But that is a post for another day...)


rainy/cold/awesome birthday in charlotte with my husband
against me!
paleo (!!)
savannah with the hartmans - ordering bottles of reisling, eating dinner al fresco, les mis
wilmington to visit the birnbaums - the ocean

super bowl party
finding out we're pregnant (!!)
snow day + cribbage with the zokans
fahrenheit 451 with meagan + elizabeth
jazz night @ hunter gatherer (little did i know, it would be our last)

carolina chocolate drops
colorado ski trip with the halls
attempting snow camping at rocky mountain nat'l park
the hot springs (!!)
painting class with kim
weather warming

anniversary camping/hiking in brevard & pisgah nat'l forest
planting anniversary roses
old crow medicine show
camping/hiking at table rock with the mazzucas
summiting table rock while four months pregnant
hearing the heartbeat for the first time
telling our parents
attending church on easter for the first time since we were married
beginning to share the news with friends

spending an early mother's day with my mom
announcing our pregnancy to our sunday school class on mother's day
audrey's baby shower
finding out brianna was pregnant
finding out kathleen was pregnant
hosting a potluck cookout
traveling to kauai (!!)

sunday school ladies bible study start-up
beach camping in kauai
san diego - seeing ketan, kristin and carolyn
perdido with ashley + nicole
kayaking on the bay, watching the sun set
having our first ultrasound

jasper's golden birthday
spending time with family in richmond for the 4th of july
playing in the james river
seeing eileen
kathleen visiting

new babies (parker, lucas, oliver)
silas' birthday party
first work book club meet-up
sc baby shower - feeling so, so loved
"babymoon" in georgia at paradise hills (hiking, bubble baths, wine tasting, reading, snuggling) camping in the keys with j's parents

fl baby shower - the origami cranes, friends from across the state
swimming & reading in the pool
watching the sun rise over the atlantic with my husband & dog
ashley's bridal shower
grilled pizza night with the clarks at the scogins
seeing friends + family

gone girl
working on my due date
incarnation lutheran church oktoberfest - early labor but not realizing it
soda city with sunday school - seeing dr. perkins & lauren
jam room festival
my mom making it in time
the help from all the parents
the meals from so many friends
the few but cherished breastfeeding moments
the zokan's oktogafest
soda city oktoberfest

ashley's bachelorette weekend in sarasota
introducing pepper to lots of friends + family in florida
ashley + james' wedding in st. petersburg beach
early thanksgiving with mom & co.
actual thanksgiving with the dickinsons & zokans

an unplanned but wonderful visit from my mom
cashing in my birthday gift at occo
both of our work parties
maggie's engagement party/surprise wedding
j's sisters coming for christmas
dominating taboo
nye with friends at the cashatts